How long they choose to love you will never be your decision.

I used to be what you wanted.


absolute-tripper:

sing-smoke-dream:

If you don’t have room on your blog for a gif of macaroni and cheese, you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

Mmmhm^

absolute-tripper:

sing-smoke-dream:

If you don’t have room on your blog for a gif of macaroni and cheese, you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

Mmmhm^

(via supernovaqirl)


goddess3:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

I resurrected only to die again

(via likesbiggbutts)


unkonfident:

Balance & Composure - I Tore You Apart In My Head

unkonfident:

Balance & Composure - I Tore You Apart In My Head

(via whorederves)


eridantherudefish:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

its a metaphor you see

(via thyroxin)


When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something.


lennythedeer:

Lenny loves to be petted and doesn’t even flinch when Maxx the Cat decides to hit him in the face with his tail.

(via supernovaqirl)